Back in January, Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale were spotted flirting. Now, things look to be heating up.
After the pair were seen holding hands in public, Bethenny Frankel has something to say about it.
Specifically, she’s speculating wildly about Pete’s penis. Take a look:
On Sunday, February 3, The Real Housewives of New York City star Bethenny Frankel
"So Pete Davidson was engaged to the sexy & talented @ArianaGrande," Bethenny begins.
That is a very accurate way to describe Ariana.
"And," she continues. "Is now dating the beyond stunning @KateBeckinsale?"
It seems that way.
"So," Bethenny concludes. "I guess it’s clear that he shoots diamonds out of his penis?"
Now there’s an image.
Two big things here, and we’re not talking about Pete Davidson’s dong this time.
One, at the risk of sounding crude, we cannot imagine any potential orifice in which diamond ejaculation would be pleasurable.
It would be agonizing — also and especially for Pete.
Two, if Kate Beckinsale or especially Ariana Grande were to want diamonds, they wouldn’t need to bone anyone to get them.
Kate’s estimated net worth is in the region of $16 million.
Ariana is worth several times that.
If we cut through the distracting reference to Pete’s penis possessing magical properties, Bethenny’s real meaning seems clear.
She is saying that Ariana and Kate are both legendarily gorgeous, sexy women.
Her implication is that Pete Davidson fails to meet her standards for sex appeal.
Others have suggested the same, or said that nobody considered Pete to be boyfriend material until Ariana was boinking him and hyped him up.
But we should point out that, well before he and Ariana were an item, there were plenty of folks who fancied him.
There’s no shortage of people who found his easy confidence, his height, and his grin to be charming and sexy.
(As his fans argue, the guy is 6-foot-3, broad-shouldered, and has a lean, toned torso — so what’s not to like?)
But it’s okay if he’s not Bethenny’s type. Like, different people with different tastes are what make the world go ’round.
Kate and Pete were spotted cozying up to each other in January.
They were said to be inseparable at the Golden Globes afterparty.
After a night of flirting, the two of them reportedly left together. Nice.
Now, about a month later, they’ve been seen holding hands in public.
It’s clear that they’re ready for fans to know that they’re an item on some level.
Hey, it’s great to hear that Pete is moving on.
Last year was a bit of a whirlwind for Pete.
He started dating the supremely talented Ariana Grande.
It was a rebound romance for both of them, but within a matter of weeks, Pete proposed — and Ariana said yes.
This drove fans absolutely wild with surprise, excitement, and a little confusion.
Unfortunately, after a summer of fun, the couple split in the fall.
It was reasonably amicable, but a lot of intense feelings were involved.
Bethenny Frankel has never in her life shied away from sharing her opinion, and she’s not stopping now.
It’s totally okay that she’s openly wondering what so many people see in Pete.
During the weekend’s Halftime Show, Twitter seemed to be divided into people thirsting after Adam Levine and people who were like "wait, really?"
Some might suggest that Bethenny could take Pete’s alleged diamond-spurting dick for a spin and see what all the fuss is about.
After all, he wouldn’t be her first younger boyfriend.
But let’s see how this budding romance with Kate pans out, first.
