Colt Johnson Lashes Out at 90 Day Fiance Fans: SHUT UP, Internet Hobos!

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These past two weeks have been a rollercoaster for Larissa, Colt, and all of their fans.

Larissa exposed Colt as a cheater, Colt apologized, and then Larissa revealed that Colt is still cheating and is hiding money.

But now, Colt is lashing out at followers who dare to criticize him. And Larissa? She's acting like a Stepford Wife.

Colt Johnson Selfie

After the entire world learned that Colt Johnson has been cheating on Larissa with multiple online admirers, Colt apologized.

At the time, he said that he'd let his fame get to his head and it looked like he and Larissa were going to try to work things out.

Now, his tone is very different.

"Look, internet hobos," Colt begins a very confrontational post.

Accompanying his caption is a meme of President Bill Clinton, in an old-fashioned meme format, with the words "did someone say p--sy?"

No, we don't know why Colt is like this, either.

Colt Johnson and Larissa Lima, Still Together

"Even though I’m on a TV show," Colt tells his followers. "I’m still a private person."

If by private, he means the sort who sends photos of his privates to a bunch of random women while he's married, then sure.

"I choose not to share or disclose my intimate moments to you," he says.

He used the word private and then intimate. Is he trolling us or just hilariously lacking self-awareness?

"And trust me," Colt claims. "None of you understand what is going on."

Oh, good. There's that oh-so-familiar condescending tone that he uses so often on 90 Day Fiance.

Larissa Dos Santos Lima and Colt

"I will not take the low road by trying to hurt another person in public," Colt says.

It's unclear if he's saying that he won't insult Larissa, whom he called "bats--t crazy" in a recent 90 Day Fiance episode.

Or maybe he intends to blame his apparent harem of Instagram skanks who say that he lied to them about his marital status.

"I made mistakes," Colt acknowledges.

Coltee then adds: "I have problems."

No argument here.

"But I am not so vile as to openly and freely promote hate speech against someone “I love” or even someone I hate," he concludes.

Colt and Larissa in the Cold

Colt's cousin, John Maymoun, told RadarOnline earlier this week that the couple has been filming 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After?

And they are a great example of why there's a question mark in the show's title.

"I appear on the show only to bring Debbie a birthday gift and Larissa flowers," John reveals.

Viewers remember John from when he accused Larissa of using Colt to get a Green Card.

"Larissa locks herself in the bedroom most of the time,” John shares.

Larissa with bulldog filter

John didn't have much good to share about Colt, even though he's on his side.

“He’s quite passive. I’m not sure he knows exactly what to do. He doesn’t seem happy at all. Debbie locks herself in her room as well."

Though he apologized to Colt for his behavior on 90 Day Fiance, he says that Larissa is "horrible."

"She attacked Colt twice and I don’t believe she loves or respects Colt,” John accuses.

Attacking a member of your family is never okay. Though some would ask who does respect Colt.

“But if Colt’s stuck with her, I want him to be happy," John says. "It’s cheaper to keep her!"

Larissa promises 90 Day Fiance fans that she's fine

By Thursday, Larissa had purged her Instagram Stories and even her old posts.

Now, she is -- in text format only -- promising her fans that she's okay. Some are still worried.

She has changed her Instagram display name to Larissa Johnson and uploaded a series of happy, peaceful modeling shots.

You know when you see social media accounts by actresses who seem to just travel the world in different dresses and share captions you'd find in a self-help book?

Larissa's new posts all look like that. From a woman who used to live on her Instagram Stories, this is wildly impersonal and a little alarming.

So, is she now being a good little Stepford Wife for Coltee? Is she even still in control of her own Instagram posts?

You'll know when we know.

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