Most people look forward to turning 18 years old for any one of several reasons:
They can vote. They can purchase cigarettes. They can buy pornography.
But Danielle Bregoli has made it clear for awhile now that she isn't like most people... and she's just proved it again, according to a hilarious new gossip item.
You remember Danielle Bregoli, right?
Possibly? Maybe? Not anymore?
The teenager rose to fame via a couple appearances on the Dr. Phil Show, most notably the time in early 2017 when she screamed at an audience member with whom she was arguing to "Cash me ousside, howbow dah."
The phrase made so little sense, and Bregoli came across as such an entitled little angry brat by yelling it, that she became a D-List celebrity for several months.
(It's true. Welcome to the Social Media Era, folks.)
There was talk of a Danielle Bregoli reality show and even a music career for this very random 15-year old.
Thankfully, Bregoli has faded from the news of late, but In Touch Weekly claims she is formulating a plan to leap back into the spotlight.
It involves Travis Scott, Kylie Jenner, sex and romance.
Essentially, Bregoli plans to steal Scott from his baby mama.
"Danielle's telling all her friends [that] Kylie better enjoy this time with Travis because once she turns 18, he's hers," a source tells this tabloid, presumably with a straight face.
This insider adds:
"For the longest time, she's had the biggest crush on Travis. She digs his music, swag, sex appeal, everything about him.
"She'd love to collaborate with him because she thinks he's more than talented."
Scott, of course, is the father of Stormi Webster, a daughter to whom Kylie have birth back in February.
He and Jenner remain a romantic pairing, as proven by their above MET Gala appearance about six weeks ago.
They don't seem totally and completely in love or anything, though, so maybe Bregoli has a shot!
Here's the thing, though: Danielle turns 18 years old on March 26, 2021.
Does anyone really think he and Jenner will still be together at that point?
The consensus across the Internet is that Scott and Jenner didn't mean to get pregnant and are only pretending to be together for a certain period of time now in order to not sully their image.
We're guessing Kylie would happily just let Bregoli have Travis in a few years.
Last August, meanwhile, Bregoli mocked Jenner for her lip implants, while she's often taken shots at her sister Kim Kardashian and other family members.
It's not a bad strategy, really, to go after the big kahunas in the reality TV space in order to establish oneself as a threat.
Danielle may have missed her opportunity, however.
She was (somehow) huge for awhile last year and has since faded back into obscurity.
If she thinks that getting with Travis Scott far down the line will help her become rich and famous once again... well ... we can't wait to watch her try!