Kylie Jenner would like your attention, Internet.
The 20-year old reality star is not hiding from the rumors regarding her child's paternity.
She's apparently aware that some folks think bodyguard Tim Chung is actually the person who knocked her up early last year and she finally has something to say about this chatter.
And that something goes like this:
Are you frickin people for real? Do you really think such a thing? Get a life and get real, will ya?!?
Okay, granted, Kylie did not exactly use these exact words.
In fact, she only used two words to shoot down this seemingly ridiculous possibility, writing them as a caption to a photo of her and boyfriend Travis Scott at this month's MET Gala in New York City.
Short. Simple. Very much to the point.
That's what Kylie said about herself and Travis in regard to this photo:
The rather hilarious rumor of Kylie having had unprotected sex with her bodyguard has gained momentum in recent weeks, ever since Jenner started sharing more and more photos of Stormi.
At three months old, her features are really starting to come into focus and, for whatever reason, a bunch of people online think these features resemble those of Chung.
They really have started to wonder whether Chung is Stormi's biological father.
The talk has grown so loud that Chung himself actually addressed it late last week.
"I am a very private person and would normally never answer to gossip and stories that are so ridiculous that they are laughable," ," he wrote on Instagram, adding:
"Out of deep respect for Kylie, Travis, their daughter together, and their families, I would like to set the record straight and say that my interactions with her family have been limited in strictly a professional capacity only.
"There is no story here and I ask that the media no longer include me in any narrative that is incredibly disrespectful to their family.
Now, there are two things we could note here:
1. Chung never technically says he isn't the father. You see that, right? No such words are part of this statement.
2. Of course Kylie is going to state that Scott is her baby's daddy. What, did you think she'd cop to an affair with her bodyguard?
This doesn't mean we believe the rumor, of course.
We're just pointing out the reasons why these recent responses to the gossip item may not quiet a few critics out there.
Prior to all this Tim Chung chatter, there were questions being asked in regard to whether or not Tyga is Stormi's real dad.
We have no idea why so many trolls are having such trouble accepting that Scott's sperm is the sperm that fertilized Kylie's egg.
As you can see below, however, this is an issue that apparently will continue to be raised, no matter what Tyga, Kylie or any attractive bodyguard has to say about it: