Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton is allegedly “concerned” about Prince William’s alleged “dad bod,” a hilarious new report claims.
The whole concept of "dad bod" implies that a guy, typically but not necessarily in his mid-30s or early 40s, starts to put on some weight.
Because, as dads, they have less time to work on their chiseled physique. Or they're just 5-10 years older than they used to be. Either/or.
Somehow, Celeb Dirty Laundry got ahold of EXCLUSIVE gossip regarding William’s weight and body shape - and Kate's grave concerns.
Middleton’s husband, according to the celebrity gossip website, just “no longer looks like the heartthrob he used to be during his prime.”
It's a sad realization for any 35-year-old.
According to the insider, this is harder to stomach than you might think, because “appearance means everything for Middleton."
Ouch. Who knew she was so vain!?
"She won’t be able to keep up her reputation for always looking immaculate if her royal husband looks out of shape,” the source adds.
The website goes on to add that Kate can't help but compare Wills to his hot younger brother - who's about to get engaged to a hot girl.
“There’s also the fact that Prince Harry is close to proposing to his girlfriend, Meghan Markle," the insider says, and this is so troubling.
"Once they officially become an engaged couple, it’s without a doubt that the media will [compare] Harry and Meghan to William and Kate.”
“The last thing Kate wants is for [anybody out there] to think that she picked the out-of-shape, balding royal brother to marry.”
Gonna be rough.
We're not calling ourselves the celebrity news police or anything, but in our opinion, we wouldn't put a lot of stock in this report.
William, for one, is a regular player of soccer and polo, has been a search and rescue pilot, and is very active on a daily basis.
Hardly “dad bod” material.
Not to mention, it certainly hasn't stopped her from sleeping with him at least three times in the last five years, if you know what we mean.
We mean she's now pregnant for the third time, that's more times than a lot of married couples have slept together in the last five years.
Are we right people?!
Anyway, check out more cases of tabloids making up entertaining but bogus tales of the royal couple through the years below.