Kim Kardashian has reportedly come up with a new way to jump back into the headlines.
Or, to be more specific, Kim Kardashian has reportedly come up with a very old way to jump back into the headlines.
Having pretty much ceded the family spotlight to her sisters since getting robbed at gunpoint last October, a new Internet article alleges that Kim is sick of sitting on the sidelines.
She wants to be relevant again. She wants E! viewers to ignore her siblings and return their main focus to her and her body.
Which is why Kardashian plans on posing naked! For the 39th time, by our unofficial count!
“She’s cranky as hell, her stomach is grumbling a lot of the time, but Kim’s obsessed with dropping a ton more weight and won’t consume more than 700 calories in a day,” an insider supposedly tells Radar Online.
(For the record, 700 calories is, like, one and a half blueberry muffins from Dunkin Donuts.)
“Kim is obsessed with getting thinner and thinner," adds Radar.
Kardashian, of course, has talked annoyingly about her absolute need to lose weight many times in the past.
Especially after giving birth to her kids, the reality star made it sound as if all new mothers should only care about getting their stupid bikini bodies back.
But she hasn't shared very many social media posts along these lines of late, meaning she's either dieting to the extreme on the down low... or this report is a tad bit erroneous.
This source explains that Kim pretty much just eats the following:
- An egg white and blueberries for breakfast.
- Some "field greens" for lunch.
- And perhaps a few strips of sashimi and broccoli for dinner.
We've never felt so sorry for anyone in our entire lives if this is truly the case.
"On top of that, she’s punishing herself with intense workouts,” adds the celebrity gossip website. “She’s pinned up the photos of her chubby butt from earlier this year as inspiration.”
This isn't the first time we've heard that Kardashian is displeased with her rear end.
Nor is it the first time we've heard the following:
“Kim wants to show [her figure] off,” a mole tells Radar. “She’s shed all the baby weight and is ready to go totally nude for a new photoshoot.”
Ah yes. There it is.
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