Rob Kardashian is single, ladies.
And while an unemployed, 30-year-old borderline recluse with an anger problem might not seem like your ideal mate, it's important to keep a couple key things in mind:
1. Rob is a Kardashian, so you could end up with one of the world's most famous last name (You were so close, Angela Kardashian.), and
2. He's very, very rich.
So it shouldn't be so tough for Rob to rebound from his breakup with Blac Chyna.
But why date one woman, when you can date many and put every awkward moment of it on television?
Yes, Rob is reportedly in talks to star in a new reality show unimaginatively titled Rob's Romance.
The show will focus on Rob's search for Ms. Right, and for reasons that must have something to do with a lucrative product placement deal, Taco Bell will be involved.
“[Kris has been] in talks with TV execs about a show called Rob’s Romance,” an insider tells Life & Style.
“She’s already writing up a synopsis. It’ll have a similar vibe to The Bachelor in that Rob will go on dates with a variety of women in the hopes of finding the one.”
Of course, there are plenty of reality dating shows on TV these days, so Rob and Kris will need a other than "this one features the least interesting Kardashian."
Fortunately, it seems Kris already has an idea:
Viewers of Rob's Romance will be able to thrill to the sight of a grown man boldly ignoring his type 2 diabetes
“Some of the girls will be wined and dined by Rob at popular celebrity hot spots, but others will be taken to fast food restaurants like Taco Bell or Burger King,” the insider explains.
And why drag his dates to the Home of the Whopper?
The tipster claims it's so Rob can root out potential gold diggers early on:
“Kris wants to identify the gold diggers who want Rob for his fame and fortune" says the insider.
"She wants Rob to meet someone who loves him for who he is.”
Because we're sure these women will forget that Rob is loaded just because he took them out for chalupas.