Lots of people party in their younger years and settle down when they meet the person they wish to spend their life with - but most of those people aren't royalty.
When princes party, they make Charlie Sheen look like the stapler guy from Office Space, and few modern royals turned up harder than Prince Harry in his prime.
But these days, Harry is dating Meghan Markle, and those closest to the Ginger Casanova say he's ready to put his wild years behind him - but not before a final blowout in one of the party capitals of the world.
It seems Harry's number one wingman, Tom ‘Skippy’ Inskip, is getting married in Montego Bay, Jamaica this week.
(Fun fact: Every time a wingman settles down, Leonardo DiCaprio blows out a vape ring in the shape of single tear.)
Though it's not an official "coming out" for the couple (They're saving that for Pippa Middleton's wedding in May.), it will be one of the first times that Harry and Meghan have traveled together, instead of traveling to meet one another.
More importantly, it'll be Meghan's first time meeting Harry's personal P-ssy Posse:
Skippy, Butt Chug, Dozer, the Nuge, Turtle, Johnny Drama ... the whole crew.
Are those their actual nicknames?
Well, we made them up, but we're still about 99% they're accurate. We scienced it.
Anyway, it's a big step forward in Harry and Meg's relationship.
It can be nerve-racking meeting your significant other's friends for the first time, but fortunately Meghan has the confidence that only come from starring in the seventh highest-rated basic cable legal drama in coveted 65 and up demo.
Sources say that Harry and Meghan kept their trip on the down-low until after they touched down in Jamaica on Tuesday night, for fear that they'd be trailed by the UK tabloid press.
“She kept it secret,” a source tells Us Weekly.
The insider also had some thoughts about those rumors that Harry and Meghan are already engaged.
The tipster says Harry has not yet popped the question, but it's widely believed he's planning propose to in the very near future:
“They will be engaged by the end of summer,” the insider said.
"[Harry and Meghan] have spoken candidly about their future. They see a life together.”
Hopefully Harry doesn't mess it all up on this trip by getting all blunted on that island sinsemilla and telling Meghan about the time Butt Chug shotgunned a whole case of Bud heavies and streaked through Kate and William's tea with the ambassador from Ghana.
Classic Butt Chug.