If you believe what Gwen Stefani - and, you know, Glamour - have to say, she feels like she "got woken up this year."
Yeah, we'd say so.
Yawn, Gwen. Yawn.
She told Glamour, “Sometimes to be woken up again in life, you need to go through some really bad, hard times.
"I feel like I got woken up this year.”
Perhaps that's why her schtick is so tired.
When asked about her feelings on the last year of her life, she said, "[It's] mind-blowing. I don’t understand my journey."
"It’s so crazy," she continued, "but one thing I learned is, that’s what life is. We all have to go through hard times, tragedies."
"Those are given to us to see what we’re going to do with them," she reflected.
About her rat's ass cheater of an ex-husband, Gwen got more candid than ever.
"I don’t think you’ll talk to one person who didn’t make it in a marriage who’s not gonna feel [shame]," she said.
"The intention of being married is the vow, right? You want to put everything into it to make it a success."
"I had to work really hard at marriage, all the time ... but ours was extra hard," Stefani admitted.
"Extra hard," she said ... no pun intended.
The conversation quickly turned to Shelton, who everyone wants to hear about.
No, just kidding.
We're more interested in the dirt and details behind Gwen's split with Gavin, but we'll settle for this.
About Blake, Stefani said, "He was a friend to me when I needed a friend. An unexpected gift."
Honestly speaking, it's a cop-out.
Shelton is kind of a gift to us all, so what she said about him wasn't really earth-shattering.
Come to think of it, nothing aside from Gwen roundaboutly admitting that Gavin cheated was really earth-shattering.
It's high time that Stefani went and wrote that tell-all that we're all salivating over, right?
Get on it, girl.
It'll be tremendously more entertaining than anything you can say to a fashion magazine.