Florida Man Arrested for Driving Naked, Wearing Wires on His Penis

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A Florida man has been arrested for the most unusual of reasons.

Okay, that may be an exaggeration.

It may not have been for the MOST unusual of reasons, considering a different Florida man was once arrested for hurling an alligator through a drive-thru window and another turned himself in for the murder of his imaginary friend.

But this is still a weird story...

Kurt Jenkins

It centers on Kurt Jenkins, a 56-year old who was confronted by police in Boynton Beach after a witness told authorities he saw Jenkins driving around naked.

And making gestures toward his crotch.

While wearing wires on his penis.

Jenkins allegedly asked this witness to get in his car, but the man wisely declined, choosing instead to snap a photo of Jenkins and his strange get-up.

We're not about to include that photo here, don't worry

This same witness told police officers that Jenkins kept driving around the neighborhood, slowing down any time a child walked by.

(Editor's Note: EWWWWW!)

When officers arrived on the scene and approached Jenkins inside his vehicle, they say he refused to get on the ground.

As a result, one of the cops had to use a “straight arm bar takedown,” as detailed in the official report, to take Jenkins into custody.

Hence the facial injuries you can see in the mug shot above.

Florida dude photo

Officers then brought the witness over to positively identity Jenkins as the person who exposed himself to folks around town.

The witness proceeded to show the police the aforementioned photo he took of Jenkins completely nude... except for the electronic device attached to his penis.

The exact details of this junk-based electronic device was not included in the police report.

And we're not sure we'd want any details anyway.

Jenkins was subsequently booked on charges of lewd and lascivious exhibition, indecent exposure of sexual organs and resisting a law enforcement officer.

As of Thursday afternoon, he was in Palm Beach County Jail on $6,000 bond.

Where do the actions of Jenkins rank when compared with other weird and illegal actions taken by Florida men over the years?

Don't worry. We've made it easy for you to answer this question via the photo gallery above!

And don't think you are off the hook, Florida women.

You've done some shady stuff as well...

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