Scream Queens continues to be one of those shows that manages to get every single detail right.
With the murders continuing at the hospital, the Chanels and Munsch thought it would be a good idea to visit Hester.
As you probably know if you watch Scream Queens online, Hester has some much needed intel on the new murderer who is stalking the hospital.
After some hilarious exchanges, Dean Munsch confirmed to Hester that she would be getting her a room with a view.
Unfortunately for Hester, it was in the form of an old VHS tape. Hester’s calm demeanor changed when Munsch confirmed the news that Chad knew who the murderer was.
As a parting gift, Hester revealed someone from Florida would be able to help them get closer to uncovering what the frack was going on at the hospital.
That reveal came in the form of calling out Chanel for her dry skin. It was a subtle, but very effective hint. The Chanels, Zayday, Denise and Munsch took to Florida to meet up with Lynn.
If you care about the specifics, Munsch made it clear to the team that she was flying private, while the rest of them would need to fend for themselves on commercial class.
Lynn revealed that he became a millionaire for keeping quiet about the events of 1986. That explains why the Esrun cream business got a start.
Lynn made it clear to the women that he was being harassed my someone who threatened to murder him. This paved the way for some crazy theories between the women when they returned to the hospital.
Chanel’s relationship with Chad went into overdrive when Chad realized he was about to lose Chanel to Holt.
He opted to propose to Chanel to trap her with a huge diamond ring and an even bigger prenup that would secure his wealth when they inevitably broke up.
The thing that made all of this crazy was that Chad had cold feet straight after. He desperately tried to prove that Holt was the killer, but Munsch came to the conclusion that Chad was the child.
The reason that theory could work is that Denise revealed when she hit bone town with Chad, he came clean about the fact he was held back from school for eight years.
That would make Chad thirty-years-old!
There were bigger twists than that one peppered throughout this thrilling hour of the series.
The patient of the week was a woman who hit orgasms pretty much every few minutes. It cost her her everything and she was totally over it.
This served as a great opportunity for Chanel #3 and Cassidy Cascade to get closer than ever before. #3 revealed that she did not think orgasms were real and that she’s never had one.
In return, Cassidy revealed that he died several years ago after a frat party. It sounds completely ludicrous, but #3 struggled to get up close and personal with Cascade because he’s just too damn cold.
She feels like she’s snuggling up to a snowman. Maybe there’s some truth to his story, but he’s totally sketchy.
Together, #3 and Cassidy cured the woman, but there was no way in hell she was making it out of the hospital in one piece.
When Chamberlain and Zayday were escorting the woman out of the hospital, the Green Meanie showed their knife throwing skills once more and beheaded the poor woman.
Chamberlain was injured, but was totally fine. The funny thing about all of it was that the killer flat out refused to harm Zayday.
This made Zayday more intrigued than ever to get the truth about what was going on in the hospital.
First, everyone had to attend Chanel and Chad’s wedding. Zayday and #3 were the bridesmaids, but poor #5 was relegated to the side as the ring bearer and forced to dress as a dog.
Will she ever catch a damn break?
Chad was a complete no show for his own wedding. It gave Chanel a flurry of emotions. It would be totally Chad if he done a runner, but he was actually dead.
Yes, you read that correctly. Chad’s corpse came through the ceiling at the wedding and almost hit Chanel in all of its bloody glory.
This puts to bed the theory that the Kappa Murders survivors are totally safe. Also, why did Chad have to die?
We probably have Hester to thank for that, or Dean Munsch. Revealing to Hester that Chad knew who the killer was probably foreshadowed his death.
For now, Hester is in the hospital basement, but will she make it up the ranks to be in contact with the patients?
We’ll need to tune in to find out.
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