While it's reality television and sex tapes that made them famous, these days, the ladies of the Kardashian-Jenner clan make most of their green by slapping their names on various products.
It's a business model that's similar to that of the Trump Organization, but in this case, the gigantic asses are literal.
Anyway, there are only so many lip kits, waist trainers, "detox teas," and other overpriced horsesh-t that one family can shill, so we suppose it was only a matter of time before the sisters started intruding on one another's turf:
You may have noticed that you've been seeing a lot of Khloe (or rather, a lot of what's left of Khloe) in recent weeks.
That's partially because Donald Trump called her a piglet and she took to the airwaves to tell him to shove one of his tiny little Cheeto thumbs up his ass and spin.
But it's primarily because Khloe has a new line of jeans to promote.
Seems like an innocuous enough side project, but insiders say the 32-year-old's latest business venture has royally pissed off Kendall and Kylie Jenner, who may have just joined the Donald aboard the anti-Khloe bandwagon.
Khloe's first foray into the world of fashion ended in 2015 when Sears (Ed. note: LOL) bounced her Kardashian Kollection from its stores.
Kendall and Kylie seized the opportunity to launch their own line, and thus far, the Kendall & Kylie Collection has been wildly lucrative (and properly spelled).
So it's not hard to see why KJ and KJ might be more than a little pissed that their older half sister is stepping on their toes with a jeans line that will be sold in many of the same stores as their own collection.
"The fact that Khloe is even launching a clothing company and going against their Kendall & Kylie Collection made Kendall and Kylie flip out," a source close to the family tells Radar Online.
Industry analysts say Kendall and Kylie have the upper hand, as not only are they more popular among young people, Khloe's jeans cost on average nearly twice as much.
The sisters are are also reportedly pissed that some of Khloe's jeans are strikingly similar to the designs they already have in stores.
But really, how many different directions can you go in with jeans?
Somewhere, Kanye is typing a 50,000-word all-caps response to that question.