Back in March, Frances Bean Coban got divorced from Isaiah Silva after just six months of marriage.
They issued the usual joint statement about how the split was mutual and amicable.
And to the surprise of absolutely no one, it turned out to be anything but.
In fact, the Cobain-Silva divorce got ugly fast, as Silva made a play for possession of Frances’ dad’s guitar.
Her dad, of course, being noted cardigan enthusiast and frequent Hot Topic t-shirt star Kurt Cobain.
FBC wasn’t having that for obvious reasons.
Silva was ordered to return the guitar, but it seems he’s not through trying to cash in on the fact that he was very briefly married to the daughter of a famous rock star.
TMZ is reporting today that Isaiah is taking the “go hard or go home” approach when it comes to requesting spousal support.
The site claims his lawyers have informed the judge that he’ll accept nothing less than $25,000/month.
It’s a lot of cash, but Silva says he can justify the figure.
Apparently, he left a steady job when he married Cobain, who promised to pay for all his expenses, including private school and housing bills for his kid from a previous relationship.
Unfortunately for Isaiah, there’s no prenup.
That could be a double-edged sword, however, as Isaiah says Frances has upwards of $100 million in her dad’s estate, and he also wants half of everything she made from business deals and investments during the two years they were together.
Jeez, if two people in their early twenties, one of whom is incredibly wealthy, can’t get divorced without it turning into a whole thing, what hope do the rest of us have?
Sigh. What a world.
But hey, if you’re feeling down, just check out these Frances Bean bikini photos.
They’re officially the only non-depressing pieces of art ever created by a Cobain.