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A British woman named Sarah Louise Bryan has accomplished her goal.

She has come up with an outfit that is even more outlandish than the meat dress worn by Lady Gaga at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards.

Pubic Hair Dress
Photo via Twitter

The dress is made out of pubic hair.

“I really wanted the world’s most unique and disgusting design, so when someone sees a design they know it was me instantly,” Bryan told The Huffington Post of her black bra and skirt.

Both pieces of the ensemble are made of body hair donated to Bryan by her Twitter followers.

The hair was sent in envelopes by mostly British men, although the "odd American" was also included in the mix, according to the 28-year old.

(We’ll give you a few moments to swallow your lunch back down. Okay? All good now?)

Bryan sterilized the hair (which was mostly brown, with some red and grey) prior to applying it to a pre-cut bra and skirt with hot glue.

It took six months to complete the creepy creation.

Pubic Hair Outfit

“The hardest part was keeping all the hair together in one piece,” she explains, adding that donated strands of hair were kept in cling wrap and stored… in her 13-year old’s room.

Adds Bryan, addressing the motivation behind the fashion choice:

“I thought of the design because of how gross it is. I thought, ‘What would be the worst thing to have on your dress?’”

Last year, Bryan designed a dress made from 3,000 Skittles.

It was worth $6,500 and it grew into a viral sensation … until it melted in early 2016 while being transported to Los Angeles, according to the Birmingham Mail.

Take a look at it below:

Skittles Dress

How will Bryan possibly top a pubic hair dress?

She says she has an idea, but won’t get into specifics.

However, a recent Twitter message and photo may prove that this pubic hair dress is actually NOT the grossest thing one can wear.

Bryan Tweet

God help us all.

“I’ve already had 300 offers,” Bryan says.