Most folks can agree that Scott Disick is kind of a douchebag.
But not THIS big of a douchebag. Hope you're sitting down ...
In a hilarious new report by Radar Online, a source reveals that Scott claims he's slept with each of the sisters in the Kardashian-Jenner brood.
With one exception. Can you guess who it is?
“Scott’s become very loose-lipped when he gets drunk,” the insider told the celebrity news site. "It’s unbelievable the stories he tells!”
Oh yeah? Go on ... this is gonna be good.
“He says proudly how the only sister he hasn’t slept with is Kim [Kardashian],” continued the source, who requested anonymity.
“And he even boasts that he could have slept with Kris [Jenner] if he’d wanted to because she was like an octopus with him."
"Especially after she’d had a few wines.”
SIDE NOTE: Can't you see her introducing herself to younger men with that title? Nice to meet you. Kris Jenner: Momager-Octopus.
Golly. If this turned out to be at all legitimate, we can only imagine what Kourtney Kardashian must be going through. Probably the roof.
We knew Scott played fast and loose with the Kards, but wow. Just wow. What does the mother of his kids think of this stunning revelation?
Most likely nothing, because this story is probably as fake as what you see when you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online.
While it's true that Scott hooked up with a Kendall Jenner lookalike recently, it wasn't the actual Kendall, and there's a big difference.
And while it's weird and inappropriate that Scott sometimes parties with Kylie Jenner, it doesn't mean they've played hide the salami.
In the ham sandwich. So to speak.
They are, or have been, teenagers for most of the time he's been in the picture. Yes, Scott likes 'em young ... but underage young?!
As for Khloe Kardashian, well, they do have a close relationship that has included sharing beds and podcasting naked from the bathtub.
So okay, that one's possible.
Moreover, earlier in the year, Life & Style falsely reported that Khloe was pregnant and listed five men who might be the baby's father.
Scott, obviously, was included.
The self-proclaimed Lord actually got quite a kick out of that particular report, because he shared the exciting news to Instagram, writing:
"Got my fingers crossed!"
We're glad he hasn't lost his sense of humor. Now if only he'd lose his drinking problem, womanizing and sense of entitlement, he'd be golden.
Otherwise, good luck winning Kourt back.
That ship has probably sailed regardless, but let's face it, dude is not doing himself any favors lately and reports like this one aren't helping.