Anyone who's seen Britney Spears in a bikini lately knows the mother of two might be in the best shape of her life.
Sources say the pop icon has always dreamed of raising a little girl, but she's not currently in a relationship; she's reportedly insanely busy with her Vegas residency, and well, those flawless abs she's been showing off lately didn't happen overnight.
So what's Brit to do?
Well, if the latest report from In Touch is to be believed, Ms. Spears may soon be asking an overseas adoption agency to hit her with a baby one more time. That joke worked better in our minds.
“Britney wants to adopt a baby girl from China," a source tells the tabloid. "She realized how much fun it would be to have a little girl!”
The insider claims that Brit's protective father isn't crazy about the idea, but she won't allow herself to be dissuaded
“She's determined to bring home a baby,” says the source.
Maybe she'll just show up on his doorstep holding a little girl all like, "Oops, I did it again!"
Man, these Britney jokes are just not hitting home today.
Anyway, we hope she works things out with her existing family before she attempts to make any new additions.
Otherwise, Britney could wind up bringing her daughter into a toxic situation.
Okay, we'll stop now.