Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg appeared on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night, where they took a short break from talking about Jenny sticking her finger in Donnie’s butt to talk about something truly disgusting.
The couple’s appearance immediately followed the Vanderpump Rules reunion show, so host Andy Cohen forced them to talk about that, instead of promoting their new reality show, because really, who the hell cares about a Jenny McCarthy reality show?
Anyway, Jenny and Donnie willingly participated, even though he had clearly never watched the show before, and her views on sexuality are as lame and old-fashioned as reruns of Singled Out.
Things started to go wrong when Jenny was asked about Lala Kent’s habit of taking trips with wealthy single men:
"Mye reaction was – she is a full-blown hooker," McCarthy responded. "It’s just like those websites, the sugar daddy websites. That, to me, is a form of prostitution."
McCarthy went on to accuse Lala of "sleeping almost with everybody on the show," even though the 25-year-old has only hooked up with one of her castmates. Tragically, it was James Kennedy.
Speaking of James, Jenny got even more gross while discussing which (if any) of the Vanderpump guys she would "date."
She says she wouldn’t sleep with any of them, but not for the reasons you might expect (the fact that aside from the Toms, they’re all pretty terrible people).
McCarthy says she has no interest in any of the male SUR staff because "they’re all gay."
When Andy pointed out that most of them are actually in committed relationships with women, McCarthy took it a step further, declaring that all the men in LA are bisexual, which is why she felt the need to "move east to find a real man."
Cohen was clearly put off by Jenny’s insinuation that bisexual men aren’t "real men," and that sex between two men is a gross deal-breaker, when just seconds earlier, she was bragging about her own same-sex experimentation.
He clearly didn’t want to engage Jenny in a debate on live TV and kept his feelings to himself, so allow us to say what we believe Andy was thinking (along with much of his audience):
Jenny McCarthy needs to go back to the ’90s from whence she came and take her slut-shaming, homophobia, and idiotic views on childhood vaccinations with her.
Watch Vanderpump Rules online to enjoy the exploits of some folks who look downright classy when compared to Ms. McCarrthy.