If you've been watching Vanderpump Rules Season 4, then you know that a new SUR girl has accomplished the remarkable feat of stealing center stage from Scheana, Jax, and even Kristen's crazy ass.
Though she's only appeared in a few episodes thus far, Lala Kent has already made it clear that she intends to stick around a lot longer than the ill-fated Vail Bloom by positioning herself at the center of the drama, rather than sitting back and observing the SUR-cus like a sane outsider.
She's demonstrated a remarkable ability to manipulate each of her co-workers - flirting with Jax, winning over the girls with a righteous display of feminist outrage, and appealing to Lisa's motherly instincts.
Sadly, her Instagram shows that Lala's dalliance with world-class douche James Kennedy is no fleeting affair, as his smug smirk pops up in just about every other selfie.
Sigh. Nobody's perfect. But as you can see from the pics below, Lala's body is damn close...
Lala Kent Modeling Photo
Like just about everyone else who works at SUR, Lala is an aspiring model. Unlike most of her co-workers, she actually books gigs.
Lala Kent: Nude By the Pool
Lala's not exactly the shy type. She's a master of posting nude pics that are JUST barely Instagram-friendly.
Lala Kent Butt Photo
Like we said, Lala's not the shy type. Here she is lounging around at home.
Lala Kent and James Kennedy
We warned you! Lala and James are still an item. We're sure she'll come to her senses eventually.
Lala Kent and Scheana Marie
Who would have guessed these two would wind up being friends? Lala is quite the charmer.
Lala Kent and James Kennedy: AGAIN!
Hey did we mention James pops up a lot on Lala's social media pages? You may have a stage clinger on your hands, girl.
Lala and James: YET AGAIN!
Lala captioned this pic, "F--k the haters." Her boyfriend would do well to follow that advice. He's not big enough to have such a temper.
Lala Kent Nude
Lala seriously loves getting naked. And for that, we thank her.
Lala and James: Together Forever
We couldn't leave you without one last Lala and James selfie. This girl is gonna have so much deleting to do when they breakup.