Forget about feuding political candidates, deadly East Coast blizzards and ISIS for a minute - The Hollywood Gossip has video of Kylie Jenner air-drying her lady parts in a CVS.
While riding in the back of a friend's car to have dinner at The Nice Guy restaurant in Los Angeles, Kylizzle evidently spilled a drink on her crotchal region.
Her good friend Anastasia Karanikolaou caught the magical moment, and the events that ensued afterwards, in a series of Snapchat videos.
First, we hear cackling in the background as Kylie writhes around in the backseat screaming, "CVS! CVS!"
Cut to a CVS restroom, where the youngest Jenner is seen wiping herself with tissue while wearing a crop top and tight black leggings.
And finally, the piece de resistance:
To be fair, it is 100 percent impossible to look elegant while thrusting one's vajayjay up toward a wall-mounted air dryer to receive hot air.
Looks like Kylie had a fun evening with friends, not giving a hot damn about on-again, off-again bae Tyga roaming around parking lots with her lookalike.
Which is exactly what she should be doing.