Kocktails with Khloe Review: It's Komplete Krap!

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Look, we love you, Khloe Kardashian.

It may be a relative comparison, but you are by far our favorite Kardashian.

Kocktails with Khloe Premiere Pic

So it gives us no pleasure to pass along a review of Kocktails with Khloe - the talk show that premiered on FYI Wednesday night - that described the program as "komplete krap."

So wrote The New York Daily News, which went on to say that Kocktails with Khloe was a "miserable mishmash of fast talking and kwik kamera kuts that was as difficult to follow as a gum-popping waitress in a loud bar."

The premiere guests for Khloe's filmed dinner party were Aisha Tyler, Brandi Glanville, Kym Whitley, Snoop Dogg and Kendall Jenner.

At one point, Khloe lamented the double standard that exists between men and women who get separated.

"During my separation, I'm like, 'OK, I've been waiting for this divorce to go through, but I'm going to date someone.

"For women, you're so judged, and everyone's saying, 'She's still married and still dating,' and I'm like, 'Why can men do this?'

"Or during someone's marriage, if they cheat or whatever, no one throws stones at them; why am I cast as some jezebel?"

At another point, Kendall prank-called Kim Kardashian to tell her that she's pregnant... and Kim didn't really seem to care very much.

At another point, Khloe at least got Brandi to admit that she did not quit The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

She was fire.

"They didn't ask me back full time," Brandi said. "I was really counting on the paycheck."

We also learned that Snoop Dogg, back in 2004, stopped smoking marijuana for 180 days.

Khloe, however, did not press the rapper on his quote last year that Caitlyn Jenner is a science project.

Which is too bad. Because that would have at least made for interesting television.

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Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]