Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are planning an over-the-top marriage vow renewal ceremony this summer, according to reports.
The motives of Kimye are suspect to say the least, however.
The duo's second wedding anniversary is coming up in May, and what better way to celebrate than rake it in and rejuvenate their popularity?
Yes, that was cynical. But would you really be surprised?
“They want this to be a tradition, with an extravagant celebration instead of anything low-key,” an insider told Radar of the celebrities.
In typical fashion, “they both want next year’s ceremony to take place in Paris, where Kanye still wants to set up a home eventually.”
Or at least build an epic mansion there for two years while living with Kris Jenner, then turn around and sell it without ever moving in.
'Ye is White House bound in 2020, after all. Don't forget.
According to the celebrity gossip sources that bring us this story - and common sense - matriarch Kris Jenner is ALL ABOUT this plan.
“Kris has has told them they’d be crazy not to cash in, because their stock is so high right now and they’d easily make tens of millions."
Naturally, the Momager is already pondering all the "sponsorships and media deals" she could score by "selling the rights to the event."
While Kim insists she wants to keep things classy, “It’s highly likely she’ll cave in and do whatever for the cash if the offers are right."
Especially with Keeping Up with the Kardashians ratings in free fall mode and Kris resorting to more and more desperate measures.
Who needs Justin Bieber shagging Kourtney or edited storylines when you can stage the Wedding of the Century II ... or III, or IV?!
This is what dreams are made of.