Season 11 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians premiered to weak sauce numbers in viewership, reportedly causing Kris Jenner & Co. to take drastic measures.
It’s no secret that reality TV is doctored; scenes are more or less scripted or set up by producers, and post-production editing allows for the addition of shock value where real life would fall flat.
We have to imagine that behind closed doors, the Kardashians are a little concerned that their popularity is wavering, especially when KUWTK is their golden goose.
Let’s watch.
Out-of-Order Scenes + Editing = Payday
Dollah Dollah Bills, Yo
When People Ask If The Show Is Fake
That sounded defensive.
Ma’am, Do You Know Anything About Editing?
Ma’am? Can you hear me?
The Matriarch Feels Defeated
F– my life. Love, Kris Jenner.
When The Accusations Start To Fly
Deception, thy name is Kardashian.
And You FINALLY Get Caught In A Lie
Yes, ok. Fine. Just please stop crying.
Some Family Members Deny Involvement
“I’m just a prop in Kris Jenner’s puppet show!”
The Puppet Master Starts To Crack
everythingisfineeverythingisgreatwerestillasuccessimfinewhy?
#Hashtag Fact
Are you mocking your audience?!
We Smell a Rat
Yeah, there is.
We’re Going To Stop Watching
We mean it!
Are You The Problem, Or Are You The Solution?
Fix this, Kim. Take us back to a time when it was all about sex tapes and “working” in your Calabasas “store.”