As it turns out, George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin are not getting a divorce because Clooney has been having a gay affair.
Shocking, we know.
But the actor and his wildly intelligent wife have arrived a major decision in their life, it just doesn’t involve splitting up.
It involves becoming new parents! No, sorry, Amal is not pregnant.
Instead, George and Amal visited the San Gabriel Valley Human Society earlier this week and left with Millie, a short-legged, long-eared basset hound who may actually be cuter than Clooney himself.
"It was a happy day at the shelter for Millie!" the shelter wrote on its website on Wednesday.
"She is a four-year-old Basset Hound mix with gorgeous looks that would land her on any ‘Hush Puppies’ commercial!
"Millie was found without a home and hoping for food scraps outside of a local restaurant in San Gabriel earlier this month. Today her luck changed for the better when she was adopted by George and Amal Clooney."
The famous tandem were already parents to an adopted cocker spaniel named Louie, who they brought in to meet Millie to make sure the canines got along.
According to Us Weekly, meanwhile, the Clooneys may soon be adding to their family in a very different way.
"They recently visited a fertility center," a source told the tabloid. "[A baby] is something they really want."