In a recent interview, Courtney Stodden's mother said that she regrets allowing her daughter to marry Doug Hutchison at the age of 16.
Yet here they are, head over heels in love, five years later! Who knew?!
Despite some predictable bumps in the road, the 55-year-old actor and 21-year-old "solo sex tape" star are going surprisingly strong.
In fact, Courtney recently confirmed to Us Weekly that she and Doug are planning to renew their vows in a "glamorous" second wedding ceremony!
The puzzling pair never divorced, but their hard times did include a period of separation, during which Courtney slept with other men.
All water under the bridge now, though, as they look toward the future!
“We’re still in planning mode,” said Stodden at a recent PETA fundraiser.
“I can finally [plan] it myself, you know, because I was 16."
"[Then] I had to have it signed [by my parents], so I think finally not having any parents involved and just doing it myself is going to be great.”
“I want to do a big thing, because, you know, our first time around we married in Las Vegas next to a Chevron - it was not that glamorous!"
"So I really want to play it up. I want to do the whole Cinderella thing."
Courtney added that she plans to wear a mermaid dress to walk down the aisle and that the ceremony will have "kind of an old Hollywood look."
Yeesh, another Cinderella/mermaid/old Hollywood wedding? We kid.
C'mon Courtney ... we know you're caught up in the moment and everything, but part of being an adult is picking one theme and sticking with it.
We know you weren't on the prom planning committee because you were busy being married to your middle-aged acting coach, but you can't make up for it now with some nutso Disney-under-the-sea-Bogey-and-Bacall clusterf-ck!
Sorry. We're sure it'll be lovely. Enjoy.