Brace yourself for some news that’s sure to shock you to your very core:
We kid, of course. LiLo gets sued all the time.
What’s different about this case is that we can actually sympathize with the idiotic behavior that will soon once again land Lindsay in LA County Court. (Where she probably has her own coffee mug at this point.)
According to TMZ, Lindsay is being sued by her former driver for stiffing him on his bill. All told, she owes close to $28,000.
Not exactly chump change, and we can see why the dude is pissed, but it’s important to note that the bill is for services rendered between August 23, 2012 and October 21, 2012, a time when Linds really had a lot on her plate.
It may not have been the absolute craziest period in Lindsay’s life, but here’s a rundown of what she had going on:
- Her father staged an "emergency intervention" and the police were called.
- She was arrested for a hit and run.
- She brought jewel thieves to a party and, as jewel thieves are wont to do, they robbed the place.
You get the idea.
All of this reminds us of the old days. Hell, we can sit here all day and reminisce about the crazy court cases Linds has been involved with.
Remember the time she sued the makers Grand Theft Auto because she thought she had a license on wearing bikinis and being blonde?! Ah, memories.
Anyway, the moral of this story is: Lindsay Lohan will always be in debt, her life will always be a mess, and she will always have an excuse for "forgetting" to pay you.
So just don’t provide her any services, ever. Except for you, taxi drivers. We can’t have this booze sponge out on the road after a night out.