Lindsay Lohan Sues Grand Theft Auto V!

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Lindsay Lohan turned 28 today, and to celebrate, the troubled actress is turning the table in court.

Instead of Lohan being charged with grand theft, today she sued the makers of the Grand Theft Auto V video game.

Lindsay threatened to sue GTA V several months ago, claiming that the character of Lacey Jonas is based on her likeness and public image, and that a drawing of a bikini-clad woman on the front of the game's case was made to look like her.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photo: Ankle Monitor Style!
Lindsay Lohan in GTA 5?

Specifically, Lohan's lawyers claim that the photo on the left - in which a bleary-eyed Lohan rocks a bikini and ankle monitor - served as the basis for the image on the right.

Can someone please explain to Lindsay that she's not the first person to rock blonde hair and a bikini?

As for Lacey Jonas - yes, the character's name and storyline bring Lindsay to mind (Jonas is a troubled starlet looking to evade the paprazzi), but lawyers for Rockstar Games have already offered the valid explanation that the character is both a parody (which is fully permissible under the law), and a composite of several starlets including Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

So basically, this whole thing serves as further confirmation that Lindsay Lohan is a delusional egomaniac who's just not very bright.

But hey, in honor of her birthday, let's look at some photos of Lindsay doing what she does best and is probably doing right now (drinking):

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan