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Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas are engaged, according to a hilarious new tabloid report. And here we thought they’d broken up! #THGFAIL!

Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas to Get Married?

Oh yes, if you believe celebrity news magazine OK! then Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas are not just a couple again, but getting married! OMG!

That’s right, apparently Harry’s ready to settle down and make an honest woman out of Cressida … and not really dating Jenna Coleman after all.

"They rekindled their relationship in March. They were determined to keep it to themselves for as long as possible," says an inside source.

"That way, they could have some privacy while they were getting used to each other again. They have never been happier together."

According to this report, Cressie has “tamed Harry,” and his “wild days are over.” So no more Prince Harry naked in Vegas, unfortunately. Sad day.

So is there anything to this? It there is, why is Harry out hitting on Jennifer Lawrence and canoodling with Dr. Who star Coleman at a charity event?

Even if they are together, and he miraculously decided to propose after all these years, would Queen Elizabeth II allow Bonas to marry into the family?

She did allow Kate Middleton, another commoner. And Bonas is said to have rubbed many in the monarchy the wrong way when she dated Harry.

Don’t save the date for Harry’s wedding to Bonas, in other words, although we do hope he settles down and has beautiful ginger kids someday.