Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott may or may not be expecting their fifth child together.
But the irritating couple has definitely been married for nine years!
Just a few days after reports claimed McDermott and Spelling had gone broke (yes, again), the famous twosome shared a PDA-filled picture on Instagram in honor of this momentous occasion.
They then went all hashtag crazy with the caption.
"9 years ago I married the love of my life," Spelling wrote as a message, adding:
#truelove #Fiji #TogetherWeMade4Blessings #MistakesAreMomentsIfWeDontLetThemDefineUs #Forgiveness #Soulmate #TrulyMadlyDeeply #Forever.
That pretty much sums it up, we suppose.
Spelling and McDermott have been through it all in these nine years.
The latter has admitted to cheating on his wife and says he's also an alcoholic.
The stars, meanwhile, have undergone couples therapy in front of the camera on True Tori, arguably the most ridiculous reality show on television.
The parents to Liam, Stella, Hattie and Finn got married in Fifi in 2006 and have talked of getting a divorce on multiple occasions.
But during an appearance on Today last month, McDermott said “everything is great with mama” and that he and Spelling are doing amazing.
We don't really believe a word either of these attention-starved idiots say, but, for the sake of their children, we hope Dean is telling the truth.