The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: So Many F-Bombs, So Little Time

by at .

The second installment of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion saw more secrets revealed, more fingers pointed and more alarming allegations made.

What specifically did RHOBH viewers learn this time around?

Picking up where we left off last week, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 21 featured a number of interesting revelations. Let's recap!

At times, there were so many f-bombs, and subsequent bleeps, lobbed by the cast members at one another that it was hard to tell what was actually said.

Always a telling sign of the very best reality show reunions right there.

When Andy Cohen asked Brandi Glanville what she thought of Eileen Davidson, the wine-tossing firebrand responded: "I don't really think of her."

Damn. Brandi then criticized Eileen's relationship with her husband Vince, at which point Davidson responded, "So you're the moral compass of the show?"

She raises a valid point, not that Brandi was backing down whatsoever.

Glanville then didn't even hesitate to say "Eileen" when asked if she would fire any co-stars, saying she hasn't "brought anything to the table" this season.

Yeah. It was that kind of night on Bravo, and we're just getting started.

Brandi then brought up Lisa Rinna calling her a trashy mom, which Rinna clarified was meant as a comment on Brandi's look, not her actual parenting.

"You've had the same hairdo for 20 years and you're basing it on my look?" Brandi snapped. "Go change your Depends because you're so full of s--t."

Harsh, yes, but you have to admit that was a pretty good zinger.

Fortunately, or unfortunately, the topic of Lisa Rinna's Depends ad was short lived, and we moved on to the infamous, notorious, epic Poker Night melee.

Yes, the one where the amazing Lisa Rinna-Kim Richards fight broke out.

Kim Richards reiterated that yes, she was out of her mind and that yes, she had taken something for pain which she probably shouldn't have taken.

It was NOT a relapse, though, so just get the f--k over it, people!!

The Richards family feud is so layered and complicated that it was really hard to tell what they were even talking about, but boy did they have it out.

Things got a little chaotic, with Kim growing increasingly agitated with sister Kyle for not having her back more and bringing up their other sister Cathy.

Lisa Rinna interjected, "Is Cathy like God?" Kim then called her an eggbeater, for reasons unbeknownst to us or any other thinking person watching.

"An eggbeater? What's an eggbeater?!" Lisa yelled. "Do not shut me down!"

And on that note, we cannot wait for part three next week.

To see all the explosive fireworks for yourself from beginning to end, just follow the link to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online at TV Fanatic!

Show Comments
Tags: , , , , , , , , , ,