When she threatened to pull a "Kris Jenner," we were afraid Katy Perry was planning on giving birth to a litter of big-bootied narcissists, but now we know she had something much less drastic in mind:
Katy posted the above photo today with a caption reading, "I asked for the Kris Jenner."
As far as we can tell, this is not an April Fools' joke, but it might be the latest in a long line of dramatic decisions inspired by Katy's latest breakup with John Mayer.
Katy recently adopted a dog - a move that she's admitted was inspired by being dumped by the same dude for the 4 millionth time.
Now, Katy has doubled down with the other big breakup cliche, and dramatically changed her hairstyle.
Don't get us wrong - she looks amazing. Katy could rock a reverse-mohawk with a greasy rattail and still look hot.
We're just saying the timing of such a major change makes us worry that she's not over her relationship.
We're sure she'll move on from Mayer eventually (she certainly has plenty of experience doing so). We just hope she doesn't get any ill-advised tattoos or anything, in the meantime.
And if there's any truth to the rumor about Taylor Swift contacting Mayer, we suggest that she purchase a plane ticket to a foreign country, ASAP.
Katy is clearly unstable right now, Taylor. You do not want to go testing her!