Now here is something you don't read about every day on THG:
Scott Disick recently turned down a chance to drink and party.
But The Lord of Douchebags reportedly had a very powerful excuse for this surprising turn of events, at least as far as The Lord was concerned:
He wanted to drink and party someplace else!
The irritating baby daddy to three kids with Kourtney Kardashian was scheduled to make an appearance at a nightclub in Great Britain this week called Switch Southampton.
But the 31-year-old Long Island native bailed at the very last minute... and the establishment only learned of his planned no-show via Twitter.
“Scott Disick has let us know via his manager’s Twitter at 9:30pm that he cannot come tonight due to ‘unforeseen circumstances," the club said via Facebook.
"The real truth is he’s gone to Paris to party and ignore his fans. I wish I could put on here some more info on why he’s not here – Trainwreck."
Disick was slated to host two events on Thursday night in England, one at Switch and the other at Bournemouth’s Cameo Club.
But he chose instead to jump on a flight to Paris, so he could hang out at Fashion Week with Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Kris Jenner.
(And drink away his sorrow over Kendall turning down his proposal, we assume.)
Switch Southhampton also ranted on Facebook:
“These famous for nothing celebs have too much money and don’t realise they are letting down venues, ruining peoples reputations and livelihood, and their fans."
“We will NEVER book US PA/Celebs – not if you paid us. His manager is spineless too – ignoring phone calls.”
Look, Switch Southhampton, Scott Disick clearly sucks and you won't find a lot of people who will argue with you on that point. But it must be asked:
WHY DID YOU BOOK SCOTT DISICK FOR ANYTHING AT ALL?!?