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For the last couple weeks, Justin Bieber has been stalking Seth Rogen on social media, but as far as we can tell, it’s been strictly platonic.

The Biebs really, really wants Rogen to participate in his Comedy Central Roast set to air later this month, but when it comes to swimming in the dude pond, Justin prefers his man-partners a bit more chiseled.

Bieber covers the latest issue of Men’s Health, and inside the mag, he opens up about which male celeb he would crush on…if, ya know, Justin ever crushed on a dude, which he totally wouldn’t, bro!

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"Ben Affleck," in keeping with the honest, self-deprecating persona he’s been trying our recently. "I think his vibe is cool."

Justin elaborated in a way that made us realize he’s basically 12 and might break down crying at his roast:

"I wish I had the Batman thing where people didn’t know I was Bruce Wayne," said Bieber. "Like I had a costume or something."

Justin, a word of advice: Between now and when this Comedy Central thing films, you’re gonna wanna be very, very careful about what you say in public. A bunch of people who mock for a living are taking notes on your every word.

Also, you’re 21, now. We suggest you get good and loaded before it all goes down.