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Kim Kardashian has tried out lots of new looks over the years (with mixed results), but the new style that the sex tape/reality star tried out in Paris last night is getting an unusual amount of attention, which is really saying something, considering this girl once broke the Internet.

That’s Kim showing off her new blonde locks in the City of Light, and the reaction to Mrs. West’s House Slytherin style has been overwhelmingly negative.

As far as we can tell, the problem is that the combination of Kim’s spray-tan copper skin tone and her bottle-blonde hair makes for a sort of Bart Simpson effect, and it’s hard to tell where her forehead stops and her hair begins.

Speaking of foreheads, Kim’s beauty regimen has been in the news a lot lately, both because it’s outrageously expensive, and because she apparently suffers from a rare condition known as Wookie Dome:

"I have the hairiest forehead you could ever imagine," Kim told People magazine recently. "If you Google 2008 or 2007, I had the craziest, hairiest hairline, so I did laser it. 

We admire Kim’s honesty, but we’re surprised she would encourage people to Google pics of her from 2007. Does she not know there are entire websites devoted to Kim Kardashian plastic surgery before-and-after photos?

If you thought Kim’s sex tape was revealing just wait til you see what she looked like pre-Botox! Come to think of it all those injections might explain Kim’s expressionless face and wonky eye in the Paris pics.