Miley Cyrus attended an art-themed party in Miami, Florida last night with Patrick Schwarzenegger.
It was hosted by V magazine, Tommy Hilfiger and art dealer Jeffrey Deitch and… oh, right: the artist donned this outfit for the occasion:
Insiders confirm to E! News that Miley performed at the event topless, with her boobs covered by the disco ball nipple pasties pictured above.
She also donned a matching tinsel wig, sheer silver tights and a tiny thong worn on the OUTSIDE of her hosiery during the performance. Because of course she did.
But even Kim Kardashian might be hesitant to wear this sort of outfit (can we even call it an "outfit?") out in public.
Following the aforementioned event, Miley and Patrick went Dream nightclub for two hours before moving their party to Eleven Nightclub.
They met up there with some of Patrick's friends, who we're guessing fully approve of their pal's new lover.
Cyrus finally ended her evening by snapping a selfie in which she's wearing a black mesh top and sticking her tongue out, writing as a caption:
"You know the nights been a good one when you stole a shirt from a stripper."
So, really, just your average day in the life of Miley Cyrus.