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Following the public outrage regarding Elizabeth Lauten’s comments about Sasha and Malia Obama, there’s been much debate over what sort of behavior we should expect from the American First Family.

Naturally, the utmost decorum is expected from First Ladies (believe it or not, some people were pissed when Michelle Obama rapped about turnips), but there’s no set standard for presidential offspring.

So it’ll be interesting to see how the world reacts to Jenna Bush Hager’s insinuation that she got it on in the White House while her dad was in office:

Jenna appeared on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live this week and – as it pretty much always does when Andy Cohen is involved – the conversation turned to sex:

 

“Listen, a lady never tells,” Bush replied when asked if anyone visited her oval office during the Bush years (pun overload!). “You know there was maybe some hanky-panky.”

She quickly dialed back her comment, adding, “Maybe a kiss on the roof.” Riiiight.

This morning, Jenna called into Today to clarify her remark, but still didn’t explicitly deny conducting an official White House probe:

Jenna Bush Hager Talks White House Sex

“One, it was not as Fifty Shades of Grey as people want it to be,” Jenna said. “Second of all, I think I single-handedly brought back the word hanky-panky.”

Jenna, chill. You were engaged while your dad was still in office and you’re married to Henry Hager now. No one cares if you “voted for Johnson” before marriage.

Plus, you know Bill Clinton and JFK both lived there, right? No matter what went on in your bedroom, those walls have seen worse.