Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova ('memba her?) says she was attacked in her native Ukraine by some local men who are waging a lengthy harassment campaign.
The controversial quasi-celebrity model claims two men accosted her, punched her in the face repeatedly and even tried to strangle her for reasons unknown.
Lukyanova says, "I was attacked by the entrance of my block of flats."
"I came back home from a shop with bags and entered the door code when two men rushed from the dark and attacked me. They said nothing and did not try to rob me."
"It happened in a flash," Valeria Lukyanova says of the scary incident. "They hit me on the head, several times on my jaw, then one of them began strangling me."
If her neighbor hadn't come outside, she says, she might have died.
Valeria says she's also been receiving "menacing" phone calls and threats for about two years due to her "different" appearance, and thinks this is related.
She said the attack took place on Halloween night and she was hospitalized until yesterday. "I feel a little better," she says, "but my jaw is still hurting badly."
"I have been on the strongest pain killer for four days, but still woke in the middle of the night from horrible pains," she adds, which does not sound fun.
Fortunately, this hasn't slowed the topless Human Barbie photos online.
Valeria Lukyanova has frequently insisted that a boob job is the only plastic surgery she's undergone, despite a strikingly doll-like, plastic appearance.
"Unfortunately, I have a very small breasts," she has said. "I had to increase my size to feel like a normal girl. But I didn't subject myself to any other plastic surgery.'
Following the attack, Val said she no longer likes her body, claiming "it needs some muscle" and saying she wants to turn herself into an Amazon Woman.
"I want the same magnificent figure. I no longer like my body," she said.
Well, here's hoping that it heals fully and quickly, regardless of what she decides to do to it next, and that the goons who mauled her are found and punished.