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Taylor Swift has been dateless for some time, and happily so, but one new rumor suggests she hopes to end the streak with none other than Chris Martin.

The serial monogamist turned proud single lady, who mocks her own relationship history in these classic Taylor Swift “Blank Space” GIFs, is supposedly smitten.

According to Star, she has a “massive crush” on Martin, despite his on-off romance with Jennifer Lawrence since consciously uncoupling from Gwyneth Paltrow.

“Taylor would love to make Chris her new boyfriend,” a source says.

She’s already putting that plan into motion too, the tabloid claims!

“She’s taking advantage of how Jen’s and Chris’s busy schedules are keeping them apart,” the insider says. “She can sense that their relationship is on shaky ground.”

“So she’s moving in … fast.”

LOL.

 

According the completely unreliable celebrity gossip publication, Swift has had feelings for Martin “for years,” ever since the two had dinner in 2012.

The two dined in London with Gwyneth, who was happily married to the Coldplay singer at the time, so of course she never thought anything could come of it.

That was then, though.

Taylor’s decision to join The Voice as a mentor this fall was based in part on the fact that Chris had mentored the NBC series in the past, supposedly.

Swift allegedly sent Martin a letter, asking him about the show and before long, the two were emailing back and forth about that and other matters:

“The content of those emails were becoming more and more flirtatious as Taylor flattered Chris about his music and queried him about the single life.”

Martin, who is said to be back together with Jennifer Lawrence, is “blown away by Taylor’s maturity and wit,” according to these hilarious rumors.

As for how Taylor reportedly feels about d!cking over J-Law in this scenario? “She feels no loyalty to Jennifer,” says Star‘s nameless inside source.

“As much as her casual friendship with Gwyneth kept her from hitting on Chris in the past, her rivalry with Jennifer could make Chris an even more appealing prize.”

“Chris is mature, successful… exactly what Taylor has been holding out for. She’s having fun flirting with him, but she really hopes it goes further!”

This is totally bogus, we’re gonna go out on a limb and say, but it would be so awesome if it were true. Just imagine the real-life version of this crazy chick: