The premiere of Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 1 gave us plenty of insight into the lives of the Kardashian sisters and their men.
Amazingly, their fun-filled, dramatic summer (hold the fun-filled part if you're Kourtney) on Long Island was even nuttier and more intense than believed.
Here are 11 quotes from Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 1 that tell you why it's going to be a wild season if this keeps up ...
One thing you won't expect if you watch Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons online is how quickly the "relaxing" summer fell apart for the famous family.
It's not secret that Scott has been an anxious mess due to the tragic death of his parents, or that he has a propensity for overdoing it when he parties.
Still, he surpassed even his own standards with his performance on the premiere, and based on previews for the coming weeks, he's just getting started.
Another surprise from Sunday: Khloe Kardashian and French Montana's relationship looked ... solid. Fun. Serious but not so much so that it became stressful.
Whether French was paid to date Khloe or not has been the topic of much debate, but he didn't look like he was going through the motions one bit.
Their trip to South Africa looked like the kind of fun Khloe desperately needs after what Lamar Odom put her through, and he seems like a chill guy.
Why did they break up after the summer ended? Because his contract was up? Because their lives were too busy or complicated? It's all unclear.
Equally unclear is how Scott and Kourtney have made it this far as a couple. Watching them interact is often an exercise that will make you cringe.
It's hard to say which one of them does a poorer job of communicating, and this is before Scott was hospitalized with alcohol poisoning. So stay tuned.
Will these two survive too many more months of this?
Watch the episode above and see what you think, but consider yourselves warned. This is one seriously awkward hour of reality TV you are about to see.