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Although slightly less omnipresent, Gwyneth Paltrow and her mouth are only slightly less polarizing topics on the Internet than Kim Kardashian nude.

Both are the gifts that keep on giving in terms of generating controversy.

Gwyneth’s latest effort that’s causing eye rolls and eyebrows raised?

Gwyneth Paltrow Smiles
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In a recent interview, the 42-year-old actress causes an eye-rolling storm, claiming that she refuses to wear makeup unless she has to, because shudder.

“The morning is definitely not the time when I look in the mirror. I don’t tend to wear much makeup either,” she says. “If I’m working, I’ll wear a lot, obviously.”

“But in my own life I’m very much a mascara and lip gloss kind of person.”

How nice. Of course you are, G.

 

“I’m not the type to look in the mirror and study my looks. God no! I’d rather die than be studying my face like that!” she said, continuing her humble bragging.

She would rather die. DIE.

Whether she’s talking about how being a working mom is SO hard, or musing about conscious uncoupling or espousing parenting wisdom, Gwyneth is …

Gwyneth. There’s no other word to simply singular describe her, although we can think of a few that might apply but may not be printable in this space.

Do you agree?