Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan Wedding: It Was Fake! I'm Hammered!

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Yesterday, we learned that Michael Lohan and Kate Major got married after several years together, and a half dozen or so domestic violence arrests.

Usually, a wedding is a cause for celebration, but this is the Lohan family we're talking about, so naturally Michael and Kate's union has resulted in lies, public intoxication, and of course, some solid entertainment for the rest of us.

TMZ caught up Lindsay's mom Dina Lohan recently, and asked what she thought about Michael's wedding. Her response is interesting, but what's even more interesting is the fact that Dina is sloshed out of her mind!

Given Dina's history of DWIs, we suppose it's good that she's flying and not driving. But even so, the fact that she's this tanked in an airport can't be a good sign.

It's pretty hard to understand what the hell she's trying to say, so allow us to interpret:

Asked about Michael's marriage, Dina says, "He told me he didn't, so I'm kinda confused...He texted me he didn't, so I don't know."

Yes, Dina seems to saying Michael and Kate's wedding was not legit. Of course, the gallon or so of sauv blanc she consumed on the plane might be doing the talking here.

Asked how she felt about the fact that Lindsay Lohan wasn't invited to her dad's nuptials, Dina replied:

"I'm a single mom. I raised my kids. It's all good, though. Follow the light, you know what I'm saying?"

Okay, then.

Yes, the most famous Lohan may not have attended Michael's wedding, but Lindsay is moving back to the US any day now, which means Mike, Dina, and LiLo can all hang out and get sh-tfaced together! And isn't that what the holidays are all about?

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Dina Lohan is Lindsay's crazy mom. She may be the worst of all celebrity moms. Sorry, Lynne Spears and Kate Gosselin. But Dina pimped out... More »
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Dina Lohan Quotes

I've learned to just deal with it. It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now… It really does hurt…. but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.

Dina Lohan [on rumors surrounding her family]

If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years.

Dina Lohan [on Lindsay dating Samantha Ronson]