Troubled celebrity father Michael Lohan has married his troubled girlfriend Kate Major ... who is also pregnant with their second child, according to reports.
TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan's father got married back on October 30 in a private ceremony in Hillsboro Beach, Fla., where the happy (?) couple resides.
Lindsay Lohan and her siblings Ali Lohan, Michael Lohan Jr. and Dakota (Cody) Lohan did not attend. Nor were they told about the event even happening.
Nor does Lindsay care, according to insiders.
Michael's motivation was his soon-to-be-born child, which will be his second with Kate, who was at one time Lindsay's assistant and also worked for Star.
Mike also has a love child, Ashley Horn, bringing his offspring total to seven in all once the new baby is born, nearly equaling his number of police run-ins.
As for Kate Major, gossip junkies may recall that she also dated Jon Gosselin at one point after his split from Kate Gosselin. She's an interesting character.
Did we mention she and MiLo fight A LOT?!
Michael and Kate have been involved in multiple mutual arrests, which leaves us deeply concerned for the future of those kids ... then again, look at Lindsay.
She's the great American success story.