Well, it looks like it's over (again) for that other royal couple.
Sources say that in the weeks after Cressida Bonas and Prince Harry got back together in September, their relationship was stronger than ever.
Now, however, they're reportedly done for good, as Harry just couldn't keep his scepter in pants palace.
"Harry still acts like a teenager," a source tells Star magazine. "When he's drinking, he'll stick his tongue down the throat of any girl who strikes his fancy."
Cressida dumped Harry back in April, supposedly as a result of his hard-partying ways.
Insiders say Kate Middleton urged Cressida to take Harry back. She did so, and lived to regret the decision:
"[Cressida] was angry with herself for trusting Harry again," says the source. "He said he was sorry and that it would never happen again, but the damage was done. She thinks he'll never change."
There was talk in the British tabloids that now that Harry is 30, he would be anxious to settle down and would likely propose to Cressida.
But no, he's back on the market once more, like a wild ginger stallion that can't be tamed.
Hey, he may never get the throne, but there are some perks to being the younger royal. Namely, when the press reports on your misbehavior, it's treated as a curiosity rather than a travesty.