The 104th reconciliation of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez fizzled earlier this month, and Selena has been doing her best to move on with her life.
But Justin, forever motivated to win her back, only to drive her away again, has enlisted his mom and his best friend to continue the cycle once more.
Pattie Mallette and Alfredo Flores are both putting the screws to Gomez, so to speak, in hopes that Justin may screw her in a different sense soon.
If you know wheat we mean! EDITOR'S NOTE: We mean raw, unprotected sex.
“Selena loves Justin’s mom so he knows that she’s not going to ignore her calls,” a source said. “Pattie loves it when Selena and Justin are together."
"She knows how happy and grounded it makes Justin. He lives a healthy life when he’s with Selena so of course his mom wants to see them get back together.'
"She’s [gotten them] together before so if anyone can do it this time, she can.”
To that end (maybe), Pattie Tweeted earlier today: "Every conflict is an opportunity to grow. #StayTender #ForgiveQuickly #communicate #LoveWins.”
Oh man, that settles it, then! Selena and Justin MUST BE TOGETHER!!
As for his other accomplice, we know Alfredo Flores was dispatched to We Day to make sure Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom aren't together.
Okay, maybe not, but he was there, and stayed close to her with a mission.
“Alfredo was telling Selena how much Justin misses her, showing her texts from Justin and telling her she got it all wrong, that kind of thing,” a source said.
“Justin wants her back. He’s got everyone helping him make it happen.”
Of course, Justin's banging Barbara Palvin to make her jealous, too, if you believe another interesting tabloid rumor from the past week, so who knows.
With this goon, only two things are certain:
- Dude will wear a shirt as little as humanly possible, except when he plays hockey, as that requires a lot of gear (he has sick hockey skills).
- He will always try to slip one between the pads, and we're not talking about hockey. Although as we said, he has sick hockey skills.
What do you think: Should Justin and Selena get back together?