Emily Goodhand Photo: Revealed on True Tori Season Premiere! Supposedly Uggers!

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Has Dean McDermott's alleged Canadian mistress Emily Goodhand finally been revealed? If you believe the Season 2 premiere of True Tori, yes.

If you live in the real world, then probably not.

Tori Spelling on True Tori

Among the many scripted developments on True Tori Season 2 Episode 1 was Tori musing to a friend that sometimes she wonders what the mistress is like.

Right on cue, her friend shows her a photo.

A photo we never see, obviously, because no pictures of Emily Goodhand actually exist. She has the digital footprint of ... someone with no digital footprint.

Tori's reaction to the picture, which was probably a blank notepad brought in by a production assistant, was that she was not impressed. She mused:

"Am I a b!tch if I say she's unattractive?"

Does her unattractiveness make it better or worse that Dean banged her (two nights in a row!) on a business trip? Would he do it again? Is any of this real?

So very many unanswered questions.

Spelling, who has four kids, and pretended she thought she was pregnant again on the Season 2 premiere, said she had "no idea" who Dean cheated with.

"In my mind she looks like an Amish woman from the 1800s," Tori told a friend, later adding, "I was completely blown away by what Emily looked like."

"Before this, I would never have felt threatened by that girl.' I'd be like, 'My husband would never,' but now all bets are off," the 41-year-old explained.

"It could be anyone," she lamented.

As for the rumors that this is all fabricated, Spelling explained during the True Tori reunion special in June, "I wish she didn't exist. I wish it hadn't happened."

"I don't know who would fake something to have this to happen. My family was, and still is, in complete devastation over this. I wouldn't wish this on anyone."

You be the judge. Follow the link to watch True Tori online and see if you buy what she's selling, or if you think Emily could be fake for all these reasons:

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True Tori Quotes

"What's keeping you in this marriage?" - True Tori producer to Tori, who cried and said that when there are children involved, you look at it differently (on reality television if at all possible)

"I was feeling really bad about my potato-making skills." - Tori, after Dean felt that she had microwaved a potato incorrectly, sending her plunging into an existential crisis and a state of instant self-loathing