Last month, Sarah Palin and her family were involved in a massive brawl at an Alaskan house party.
As expected, Palin blamed the media, and claimed that the whole thing was blown out of proportion.
Unfortunately - Somehow! - in 2014, no one managed to get any video or photos of the melee, so we had no way of knowing if the brawl was as crazy as initially reported.
Then came the police report. Witnesses say Bristol Palin was called a slut, a large crowd chanted "F-ck the Palins!" and the former first family of Alaska found themselves on the wrong end of a drunken ass-whooping.
Still, it sounded too insane to be true, and all we had to go on were some vague police reports. Until now:
That's Bristol Palin giving her side of the story to police, and maybe it's the hysterical crying or the constant f-bombs, but somehow the whole thing sounds even crazier than before!
According to Palin, it all started when "some fuckin' old lady" pushed her younger sister, Willow. Some dude then allegedly dragged Bristol by her legs exposing her thong to the crowd on hand.
Some say you can hear Bristol's mom in the background telling her not to swear in her statement to the police. We couldn't make it out, so maybe we'll have to listen to it several more times. This thing never gets old!