On Total Divas Season 3 Episode 2, we saw so much bad news involving the cast packed into a small time frame, we don't even know where to begin.
Mo marriage, mo problems as they say. Or should say, given what we've seen of the lives of some of the famous faces of World Wrestling Entertainment.
At least what we've seen on Total Divas, which may or may not be just as contrived as the actual WWE. In fact, it's probably even more so, amazingly.
ANYWAY, pity John Cena, who became increasingly concerned that Nikki's secret would soon result in the demise of the relationship the couple once treasured.
Although, he is a lot more relieved than angry when he discovers that Nikki wasn’t hoarding illegal drugs, but is instead planning to freeze her eggs.
Trinity and Ariane also split up ... professionally. They were called in see the WWE Director of Talent Relations and told that it was over between them.
Meanwhile, Brie received some devastating news from her husband, which made her regret arguing with him. Yes, this twist put it all in perspective.
Bryan learns he needs neck surgery and that his recuperation could cost him his titles. Worse yet, he says that he will be off the tour for the foreseeable future.
Can these formidable duos find it within themselves to rally together and get through these bumps in the road? Or will they be undone by recent events?
You can watch Total Divas online now to see how it all went down, but we suggest you take a few deep breaths first, because this is going to be a struggle.