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When we last saw Jack White, he was hating life at a Chicago Cubs game.

Now, it seems that that wasn’t an isolated incident, and baseball stadiums just bring out the rocker’s cranky side, as dude went off on a tirade for the ages during a show at Fenway Park last night.

Jack White Rants Against Everything!

White kicked things off with an attack on the Foo Fighters, accusing the band of having a second guitar "play all the same parts" to help cover up any mistakes made by the lead guitarist.

He went on to attack Rolling Stone for their web content, joking that the magazine’s website is "brought to you by the Kardashians" and features articles like "15 outfits that will blow your mind that Taylor Swift wore this month."

As his speech approached the 4-minute mark, White declared, "Okay, I’m officially supposed to stop now because this is becoming a Kanye West-esque rant."

Hey, at least he didn’t yell at any fans in wheelchairs.

 

White wrapped up his gripe session in curious fashion, concluding:

"So forget ISIS, forget the war in the Middle East, forget any problems at home, forget gay marriage, forget everything you ever thought about everything. This is not a rant. This is just me saying, hello Cleveland!"

We’re guessing no one had the nerve to point out to Jack that he was addressing a crowd in Boston.