Happy 33rd Birthday, Beyonce!

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One of the most successful entertainers on earth, the superstar who only needs one name, the wife of Jay Z, the mother of Blue Ivy, Beyonce turns 33 today.

Bow down to the Queen Bey!

The "Flawless" singer continues to set the bar as high as possible for pretty much all celebrities out there, Solange-Jay Z elevator attack be damned.

“We escalate, up in this bitch like elevators, of course, sometimes shit go down when there’s a billion dollars on an elevator,” she sings on "Flawless."

Followed by the sound of a cash register dinging, obviously. Hey, sometimes you have a bad day and some fool sells the surveillance photo to TMZ.

It happens, but the wife, mother, performer, pitchwoman, feminist and occasional political activist frankly doesn't seem like she has any f--ks to give.

No matter how many scandalous Jay Z-Beyonce divorce rumors are printed, she seems to respond with even greater displays of power and strength.

Did you see Beyonce's VMA performance? And Blue Ivy and Jay watching in the crowd, then greeting her afterward? Enough said. Enough. Said.

Kneel before the Queen, single ladies and loyal subjects across the world. Then stand up and wish her the happiest of birthdays right here and now.

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Beyonce Biography

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Beyonce Quotes

I don't wanna be a hot girl - I wanna be iconic.


There are responsibilities that come along with this life ... trying to have a romantic meal without someone sneaking in to film the whole thing.