Chrissy Teigen, Huge Boobs Pose For Esquire

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Chrissy Teigen's drunk first pitch made her the Queen of the Internet yesterday, and it seems she's intent on keeping the trend going today, by showing the online world the only thing it loves more than cats squeezing into tight spaces.

You guessed it - a ginormous rack!

Apparently it's not enough that she showed up 50 Cent by demonstrating that even a skinny drunk girl can throw a better first pitch. Now she's issuing an indirect challenge to Kim Kardashian.

Chrissy Teigen Grammys Photo

You see, for weeks now Kim's huge boobs have dominated the Internet, pushing minor issues like that pesky Ebola outbreak to the margins, where they belong. 

Now Chrissy Teigen is here to say, "Hey, other people have boobs too, ya know. Check out this awesome pair, for example."

We're hoping (and we're pretty damn sure) that Kim is already perfecting a retaliatory selfie.

This could prove to be the most divisive conflict since the Civil War, and when you really think about, there's way more at stake.

Of course, Chrissy's in trouble if Kim's butt gets involved. There's no surviving that weapon of ass destruction.

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