There's a lot of stimulating stuff on the world wide Interwebs, but this video of a grandmother twerking on a car is all but guaranteed to turn you on.
To medication or a good psychiatrist.
In most cases, saying something speaks for itself is just an easy way of saying you don't feel like explaining it. But in this case, it's 100 percent true:
There is not a whole lot else to say about this grandma on Vine, except to wonder if she was put up to this or if it was archive footage from Cops.
As far as we can tell, there is no deeper significance to this clip than the obvious fact that it's a woman of advanced age having sex with the air on a car.
Twerking may have officially jumped the shark here, though, if that moment hadn't occurred long ago. What Miley started, grandma just finished.
To cleanse your visual palate, here are great moments in celebrity twerking GIFs that are slightly less likely to scar you for life and give you nightmares ...